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Cheesy pick up lines
Prepare yourself for some real groaners on this list.
*I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
*You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
*You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
*Are you an overdue book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!
*I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
*If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'd be called McGorgeous.
*All those curves! And me with no brakes!
*You look like my second wife. And I've only been married once!
*If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.
*Let's make like fabric softner and snuggle.
Source: Nite Times
TELL US: What's the worst pick up line you've heard or said?

Do you have a quarter?...
Back to page topDo you have a quarter? Because I have to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I buy you a drink or do...
Back to page topCan I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Are your legs tired? Cause...
Back to page topAre your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
I've always been a fan...
Back to page topI've always been a fan of:
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?
Well, here I am. What were...
Back to page topWell, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Do you believe in love at...
Back to page topDo you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Could I interview you?
God was showing off when he made you.
Excuse me do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Do you have a map? because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Did you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone...
Back to page top"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."
"Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes."
Question: Has anyone ever had success using a pick-up line?
(Mollee Francisco is a staff writer for the Chaska Herald. She can be reached at [email protected].)
I can't recall the line but...
Back to page topI can't recall the line but I had a guy saunter -- yes, saunter -- up to me once, drink in hand. He spoke what I'm sure he thought were some smooth words as he leaned one elbow on the table.
As he tipped up his drink, I said the first thing that came to mind: "Who are you? Rico Suave?"
He started to laugh and his drink came out his nose. I never dated him, but we've been friends ever since. Sometimes we talk about that night and even he doesn't remember what he said. He's married now but I never asked him what magical words got him to that point.
I also once paid a guy on a...
Back to page topI also once paid a guy on a street corner in New York City $1 for several photocopied pages of pickup lines.
My friends and I split up the pages and spent the next couple hours taking turns reading ours out loud and laughing about them.
Best dollar I ever spent! And the cheapest entertainment available in NYC!
Looks like nobody in this...
Back to page topLooks like nobody in this thred watched the reality show "The Pickup Artist."
Here's one that a friend of...
Back to page topHere's one that a friend of mine pointed out yesterday - start at the bottom:
http://nygirlofmydreams.com/
I guess it's a little more sophisticated that "Was your dad a burglar? Because he must have stolen the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes," but it's still kind of cheesy.
-Katie
I've never actually used a...
Back to page topI've never actually used a pickup line and I watched "The Pickup Artist" which was great comedy and taught me the importance of opening up sets.
As for a pickup line, here's one: You must be a thief because you just stole my heart.
the word of the day is legs...
Back to page topthe word of the day is legs lets go back to my place and spread the word
hold the girl/guy's hand and...
Back to page tophold the girl/guy's hand and say on this side theres a dog with no legs on this side and a house on the other theres a river in between how does the dog get across (i dont know how) i dont know either i just wanted to hold your hand
Sweet lines! :)) Here are...
Back to page topSweet lines! :))
Here are some more, Curtesy of Funny Pick Up Lines
Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
:)
"If I could rearrange the...
Back to page top"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together" I actually tried using that one once, what an embarrassment! The answer was if i could rearrange it I would put "get lost" together. Those aren't letters i know but i did get lost. never used it again in my life! I actually have a blog about this and my experience with pick up lines that work.
I find that the best pick up lines are the honest ones...a gentle compliment and a direct request usually works for me. Although it does depend on the woman some like a sense of humor...the most important thing is to say what ever sounds not sexual and not pure dumb!
Great topic by the way!