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Cheesy pick up lines

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Cheesy pick up lines

Prepare yourself for some real groaners on this list.

*I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

*You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.

*You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

*Are you an overdue book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!

*I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

*If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'd be called McGorgeous.

*All those curves! And me with no brakes!

*You look like my second wife. And I've only been married once!

*If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.

*Let's make like fabric softner and snuggle.

Source: Nite Times

TELL US: What's the worst pick up line you've heard or said?


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Do you have a quarter?...

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Do you have a quarter? Because I have to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.


Submitted by shawn hogendorf on May 3, 2007 - 3:55pm.

Can I buy you a drink or do...

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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


Submitted by Zeke on May 3, 2007 - 4:18pm.

Are your legs tired? Cause...

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Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.


Submitted by Jmarie on May 3, 2007 - 9:38pm.

I've always been a fan...

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I've always been a fan of:
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?


Submitted by webMonkey on May 4, 2007 - 12:05pm.

Well, here I am. What were...

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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

 


Submitted by Joanna Miller on May 4, 2007 - 3:22pm.

Do you believe in love at...

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Could I interview you?

God was showing off when he made you.

Excuse me do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Do you have a map? because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Did you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.


Submitted by jennyjean4 on July 20, 2007 - 9:42am.

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone...

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"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes."

Question: Has anyone ever had success using a pick-up line?

(Mollee Francisco is a staff writer for the Chaska Herald. She can be reached at [email protected].)


Submitted by Mollee Francisco on November 6, 2007 - 12:34pm.

I can't recall the line but...

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I can't recall the line but I had a guy saunter -- yes, saunter -- up to me once, drink in hand. He spoke what I'm sure he thought were some smooth words as he leaned one elbow on the table.

As he tipped up his drink, I said the first thing that came to mind: "Who are you? Rico Suave?"

He started to laugh and his drink came out his nose. I never dated him, but we've been friends ever since. Sometimes we talk about that night and even he doesn't remember what he said. He's married now but I never asked him what magical words got him to that point.


Submitted by Ruth Anne Maddox on November 6, 2007 - 1:50pm.

I also once paid a guy on a...

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I also once paid a guy on a street corner in New York City $1 for several photocopied pages of pickup lines.

My friends and I split up the pages and spent the next couple hours taking turns reading ours out loud and laughing about them.

Best dollar I ever spent! And the cheapest entertainment available in NYC!


Submitted by Ruth Anne Maddox on November 6, 2007 - 2:01pm.

Looks like nobody in this...

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Looks like nobody in this thred watched the reality show "The Pickup Artist."

 


Submitted by Tom Schardin on November 7, 2007 - 8:19pm.

Here's one that a friend of...

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Here's one that a friend of mine pointed out yesterday - start at the bottom:

http://nygirlofmydreams.com/

I guess it's a little more sophisticated that "Was your dad a burglar? Because he must have stolen the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes," but it's still kind of cheesy.

-Katie


Submitted by txaggie94 on November 8, 2007 - 8:04am.

I've never actually used a...

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I've never actually used a pickup line and I watched "The Pickup Artist" which was great comedy and taught me the importance of opening up sets.

As for a pickup line, here's one: You must be a thief because you just stole my heart.


Submitted by mittens on December 18, 2007 - 3:25pm.

the word of the day is legs...

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the word of the day is legs lets go back to my place and spread the word


Submitted by living life wit... on July 4, 2008 - 10:25pm.

hold the girl/guy's hand and...

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hold the girl/guy's hand and say on this side theres a dog with no legs on this side and a house on the other theres a river in between how does the dog get across (i dont know how) i dont know either i just wanted to hold your hand


Submitted by living life wit... on July 4, 2008 - 10:31pm.

Sweet lines! :)) Here are...

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Sweet lines! :))
Here are some more, Curtesy of Funny Pick Up Lines

Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

:)


Submitted by JesseMirk on October 2, 2009 - 2:48pm.

"If I could rearrange the...

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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together" I actually tried using that one once, what an embarrassment! The answer was if i could rearrange it I would put "get lost" together. Those aren't letters i know but i did get lost. never used it again in my life! I actually have a blog about this and my experience with pick up lines that work.

I find that the best pick up lines are the honest ones...a gentle compliment and a direct request usually works for me. Although it does depend on the woman some like a sense of humor...the most important thing is to say what ever sounds not sexual and not pure dumb!

Great topic by the way!


Submitted by trvnwright8563 on November 8, 2009 - 4:01am.

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