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Cheesy pick up lines
May 3, 2007 - 11:40am — Mollee Francisco
Cheesy pick up lines Prepare yourself for some real groaners on this list. *I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. *If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. *You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot. *You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. *Are you an overdue book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you! *I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? *If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'd be called McGorgeous. *All those curves! And me with no brakes! *You look like my second wife. And I've only been married once! *If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst. *Let's make like fabric softner and snuggle. Source: Nite Times TELL US: What's the worst pick up line you've heard or said?
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Do you have a quarter?...
Back to page topDo you have a quarter? Because I have to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I buy you a drink or do...
Back to page topCan I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Are your legs tired? Cause...
Back to page topAre your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
I've always been a fan...
Back to page topI've always been a fan of:
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?
Well, here I am. What were...
Back to page topWell, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Do you believe in love at...
Back to page topDo you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Could I interview you?
God was showing off when he made you.
Excuse me do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Do you have a map? because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Did you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone...
Back to page top"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."
"Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes."
Question: Has anyone ever had success using a pick-up line?
(Mollee Francisco is a staff writer for the Chaska Herald. She can be reached at mfrancisco@swpub.com.)
I can't recall the line but...
Back to page topI can't recall the line but I had a guy saunter -- yes, saunter -- up to me once, drink in hand. He spoke what I'm sure he thought were some smooth words as he leaned one elbow on the table.
As he tipped up his drink, I said the first thing that came to mind: "Who are you? Rico Suave?"
He started to laugh and his drink came out his nose. I never dated him, but we've been friends ever since. Sometimes we talk about that night and even he doesn't remember what he said. He's married now but I never asked him what magical words got him to that point.
I also once paid a guy on a...
Back to page topI also once paid a guy on a street corner in New York City $1 for several photocopied pages of pickup lines.
My friends and I split up the pages and spent the next couple hours taking turns reading ours out loud and laughing about them.
Best dollar I ever spent! And the cheapest entertainment available in NYC!
Looks like nobody in this...
Back to page topLooks like nobody in this thred watched the reality show "The Pickup Artist."
Here's one that a friend of...
Back to page topHere's one that a friend of mine pointed out yesterday - start at the bottom:
http://nygirlofmydreams.com/
I guess it's a little more sophisticated that "Was your dad a burglar? Because he must have stolen the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes," but it's still kind of cheesy.
-Katie
I've never actually used a...
Back to page topI've never actually used a pickup line and I watched "The Pickup Artist" which was great comedy and taught me the importance of opening up sets.
As for a pickup line, here's one: You must be a thief because you just stole my heart.