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Cheesy pick up lines

By Mollee Francisco
Created 05/03/2007 - 11:40am

Cheesy pick up lines 

Prepare yourself for some real groaners on this list.  

*I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

*You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.

*You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

*Are you an overdue book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!

*I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

*If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'd be called McGorgeous.

*All those curves! And me with no brakes!

*You look like my second wife. And I've only been married once!

*If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.

*Let's make like fabric softner and snuggle.

Source: Nite Times

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