Chaska Herald - Cheesy pick up lines - Comments

I've never actually used a

mittens — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:25:55 -0600

I've never actually used a pickup line and I watched "The Pickup Artist" which was great comedy and taught me the importance of opening up sets.

As for a pickup line, here's one: You must be a thief because you just stole my heart.

Here's one that a friend of

txaggie94 — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:04:10 -0600

Here's one that a friend of mine pointed out yesterday - start at the bottom:

http://nygirlofmydreams.com/

I guess it's a little more sophisticated that "Was your dad a burglar? Because he must have stolen the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes," but it's still kind of cheesy.

-Katie

Looks like nobody in this

Tom Schardin — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:19:55 -0600

Looks like nobody in this thred watched the reality show "The Pickup Artist."

I also once paid a guy on a

Ruth Anne Maddox — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:01:08 -0600

I also once paid a guy on a street corner in New York City $1 for several photocopied pages of pickup lines.

My friends and I split up the pages and spent the next couple hours taking turns reading ours out loud and laughing about them.

Best dollar I ever spent! And the cheapest entertainment available in NYC!

I can't recall the line but

Ruth Anne Maddox — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:50:35 -0600

I can't recall the line but I had a guy saunter -- yes, saunter -- up to me once, drink in hand. He spoke what I'm sure he thought were some smooth words as he leaned one elbow on the table.

As he tipped up his drink, I said the first thing that came to mind: "Who are you? Rico Suave?"

He started to laugh and his drink came out his nose. I never dated him, but we've been friends ever since. Sometimes we talk about that night and even he doesn't remember what he said. He's married now but I never asked him what magical words got him to that point.

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone

Mollee Francisco — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:34:40 -0600

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes."

Question: Has anyone ever had success using a pick-up line?

(Mollee Francisco is a staff writer for the Chaska Herald. She can be reached at mfrancisco@swpub.com.)

Do you believe in love at

jennyjean4 — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:42:12 -0500

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Could I interview you?

God was showing off when he made you.

Excuse me do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Do you have a map? because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Did you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Well, here I am. What were

Joanna Miller — Fri, 04 May 2007 15:22:14 -0500

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I've always been a fan

webMonkey — Fri, 04 May 2007 12:05:18 -0500

I've always been a fan of:
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?

Are your legs tired? Cause

Jmarie — Thu, 03 May 2007 21:38:53 -0500

Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Can I buy you a drink or do

Zeke — Thu, 03 May 2007 16:18:01 -0500

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you have a quarter?

shawn hogendorf — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:55:25 -0500

Do you have a quarter? Because I have to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Cheesy pick up lines

Mollee Francisco — Thu, 03 May 2007 11:40:42 -0500

Cheesy pick up lines

Prepare yourself for some real groaners on this list.

*I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.