"Are you gonna eat your tots?" -- Napoleon Dynamite

Of course, I substitute whatever food I'm scavenging if we're not having tater tots.

"That suit is black pause not." - Borat, learning how to tell American-style jokes. Love it or hate it, that movie had a myriad of great lines.

(Mollee Francisco is a staff writer for the Chaska Herald. She can be reached at mfrancisco@swpub.com.)

"Has anyone seen my stapler?" (give the word stap-e-ler three syllables) -- Office Space

This I mumble while shuffling around the house looking for my husband's keys, cell phone, brain -- whatever he's mislaid at that particular time

"Anybody? Anybody?" -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Best quoted when you know you are making important points yet no one seems to be paying attention

"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about." -Sherri Ann Cabot talking about her relationship with her rich, geezer husband Leslie, in "Best in Show."

That movie, along with "A Mighty Wind," is supremely quotable.

"I would love to see this town in the autumn. I think Crabbeville in autumn would look quite magnificent. I would have made tiny little leaves, oak, poplar, maple, chestnut, and spread them across the town of Crabbeville. Magnificent." - Mitch Cohen, looking at Leonard Crabbe's model train display.

Also:
"What if there are sailfish?"

(Mollee Francisco is a staff writer for the Chaska Herald. She can be reached at mfrancisco@swpub.com.)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

From Roy Scheider's character in "Jaws".

This is my comment every time I just miss a catching a large fish, or if I see a big Muskie on a follow. Good fishing humor.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

- Mel Gibson's character trying to get back to the trench in time to stop soldiers from making a suicidal charge from the trench in "Gallipoli" (1981).

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
- Gibson's character realizing he's too late.

(Tim McGovern is the Sports Editor for the Chaska Herald. He can be reached at scores@swpub.com)

Well, of course, I have to mention Chaska’s one cinematic shout-out, as infamous as it might be, from the movie “Fargo.”
Marge Gunderson is trying to track down the kidnappers, and interviews two prostitutes.

Marge Gunderson: So where are you girls from?
Hooker 1: Chaska.
Hooker 2: Le Sueur. But I went to high school in White Bear Lake. Go, Bears!

The Chaska prostitute, played by Larissa Kokernot, was employed by Steve Buscemi's character. Imdb.com didn’t have much info on Kokernot. And to my knowledge, she hasn't been invited to be grand marshal of Chaska's River City Days parade.

Le Sueur lucked out. Its prostitute was played by Melissa Peterman, who was known in the Twin Cities by her work in “Tony and Tina’s Wedding” and the comedy troupe Brave New Workshop. (She was hilarious in Brave New Workshop sketches.)

She later become famous playing the brash Barbra Jean in “Reba.” Although, I’ll always remember her best for her fancy dance moves in those Subway advertisements in the 1990s.

"It's in the hole!"
from Carl the greenskeeper in Caddyshack has to be the most overused quote ever on the golf course. I feel that anyone who yells that after Tiger tees off in a PGA tournament should be immediatly escorted from the grounds. Maybe it was funny when the first guy yelled it at a tournament in the early 80's, but come on. Get over it.

That movie is the source of many quotes heard on the links, almost all from Bill Murray's "Carl".

"Cinderella story, at Augusta..."
"Big hitter, the Lama..."
"He got all of that one..."

"There it is!"

"Where? Behind the rabbit?"

"It IS the rabbit!"

"I've got a pool and a pond ... pond's good for you."
- Caddyshack

(You're right, Zeke; classic Carl!)